EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: “Who would write this? Now this is a great example of how stupid these people are. This woman, not only does she want to be vice president, she is the governor of South Dakota. I don’t know how big her staff is, but I’m guessing she has at least a dozen people working for her, probably a lot more. Not one of those dozen or dozens of people raised a hand and said, 'Uh, governor, do you think maybe not a great idea to share that story about shooting a whole petting zoo at your house? Maybe we save shooting a puppy in a gravel pit for the next book, you know?' This is a crazy person. I have to say, I’m afraid of what she might do when she finds out how many chickens her favorite president has killed.”