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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Noah: Can the W.H. Hire Xi Jin Ping’s People to Escort Joe Biden out Whenever He Starts Rambling in Speeches?
Noah: Can the W.H. Hire Xi Jin Ping’s People to Escort Joe Biden out Whenever He Starts Rambling in Speeches?
‘Come on, sir, let’s go’
Oct 25, 2022 1:18 AM
Noah: Overturning Roe Has Made the Police Scary to White Women as Black People Are
Noah: Overturning Roe Has Made the Police Scary to White Women as Black People Are
‘That in many states in America, cops could show up at your door if you had an abortion’
Oct 19, 2022 1:55 AM
Noah: Alex Jones’ Grand Kids Will Have to Declare Bankruptcy After Getting a $1 Billion Court Order
Noah: Alex Jones’ Grand Kids Will Have to Declare Bankruptcy After Getting a $1 Billion Court Order
‘He’s basically got millions of sperm and every single one of them is a broke ass bitch’
Oct 14, 2022 1:43 AM
Noah: DeSantis Is Probably the Guy Snitching on Trump To Get Him out of the Race
Noah: DeSantis Is Probably the Guy Snitching on Trump To Get Him out of the Race
‘Or we could get into my personal conspiracy theory that... ‘
Oct 14, 2022 1:12 AM
Colbert on Report Herschel Walker’s Girlfriend Had to Repeatedly Ask Him For Abortion Money: A Complete A**hole
Colbert on Report Herschel Walker’s Girlfriend Had to Repeatedly Ask Him For Abortion Money: A Complete A**hole
‘Ah, so he’s cool with abortion as long as it doesn’t cost him’
Oct 13, 2022 2:19 AM
Colbert to J.D. Vance: If You Want to Kiss Trump’s A**, You’ll Have to Squeeze in Next to Lindsey Graham
Colbert to J.D. Vance: If You Want to Kiss Trump’s A**, You’ll Have to Squeeze in Next to Lindsey Graham
‘Luckily, there’s plenty of ass to go around’
Oct 12, 2022 1:31 AM
Colbert on Biden’s ‘I Have Two Words’ Statement: What the F*ck
Colbert on Biden’s ‘I Have Two Words’ Statement: What the F*ck
‘I have two words for you... ‘
Oct 11, 2022 2:03 AM
Fauci: I Don’t Feel Comfortable with 400 Covid Deaths Per Day
Fauci: I Don’t Feel Comfortable with 400 Covid Deaths Per Day
‘We’re way down in cases, but we’re also way down in deaths’
Oct 6, 2022 2:52 AM
Noah: The GOP Is Willing to Go Full Speed into a Brick Wall with ‘Off the Rail’ Candidates that Are Like Herschel Walker
Noah: The GOP Is Willing to Go Full Speed into a Brick Wall with ‘Off the Rail’ Candidates that Are Like Herschel Walker
‘But because now, winning is more important than any principal or any value that these politicians once held’
Oct 5, 2022 3:56 AM
Colbert to Pelosi Saying Dems Will Hold the House: The Polls Aren’t Reflecting What You’re Saying
Colbert to Pelosi Saying Dems Will Hold the House: The Polls Aren’t Reflecting What You’re Saying
‘Do you believe in the polls?’
Oct 4, 2022 2:06 AM
Ronny Chieng Mocks Kamala Harris’ Gaffe on Alliance with North Korea: So You Think All Asian Countries Look the Same to You?
Ronny Chieng Mocks Kamala Harris’ Gaffe on Alliance with North Korea: So You Think All Asian Countries Look the Same to You?
‘What’s next, you’re going to mix me up with Simu Liu?’
Sep 30, 2022 1:26 AM
Noah: Biden Would Have a ‘Really Good Shot’ at Winning a Second Term if He Avoids Forgetting About Dead Colleagues
Noah: Biden Would Have a ‘Really Good Shot’ at Winning a Second Term if He Avoids Forgetting About Dead Colleagues
‘Joe Biden has recently gotten some of his groove back’
Sep 29, 2022 1:06 AM
Noah: How Ironic Is it that Donald Trump Is the only Guy Doing Well in Biden’s Economy?
Noah: How Ironic Is it that Donald Trump Is the only Guy Doing Well in Biden’s Economy?
‘Donald Trump is back on the Forbes 400 list of America’s richest people’
Sep 28, 2022 1:33 AM
Gutfeld on Hillary Comparing Trump Rally to Hitler: Who Wants This Moron to Shut up and Go Away Forever?
Gutfeld on Hillary Comparing Trump Rally to Hitler: Who Wants This Moron to Shut up and Go Away Forever?
‘Of course, this polyp in a pantsuit is surprised’
Sep 27, 2022 2:51 AM
Noah: I Really Hope ‘The Defendant Pleads Jedi’ Turns up at the Trial
Noah: I Really Hope ‘The Defendant Pleads Jedi’ Turns up at the Trial
‘He couldn’t even read documents with his brain’
Sep 23, 2022 1:28 AM
Kimmel on Trump NY A.G. Case: ‘Falsely Inflating’ His Assets Is the Same Strategy He’s Been Doing with His Penis
Kimmel on Trump NY A.G. Case: ‘Falsely Inflating’ His Assets Is the Same Strategy He’s Been Doing with His Penis
‘And that his apartment, he said it was 30,000 square feet where it’s only 11,000 square feet’
Sep 22, 2022 3:36 AM
Noah: Believe it or Not, There’s One Conservative Who’s Upset with DeSantis and You’ll Never Guess Who it Is
Noah: Believe it or Not, There’s One Conservative Who’s Upset with DeSantis and You’ll Never Guess Who it Is
‘He is the guy who came up with the idea of turning all politics into a series of stunts’
Sep 21, 2022 1:29 AM
Kimmel: Biden Saying the Pandemic Is over Is Like Saying Freddie Krueger Is Dead and Is Not Coming Back
Kimmel: Biden Saying the Pandemic Is over Is Like Saying Freddie Krueger Is Dead and Is Not Coming Back
‘Weirdly not reassuring at all’
Sep 20, 2022 3:14 AM
Stephanopoulos: I Still Well up When I Think About the Jan. 6th Attack on the Capitol
Stephanopoulos: I Still Well up When I Think About the Jan. 6th Attack on the Capitol
‘Our whole system is premised on the idea of a peaceful transfer of power’
Sep 16, 2022 2:21 AM
Fallon: How Could the Archives Lose Track of Documents Trump Took When My Library Knows I’ve an Unreturned Book for the Past 40 Years
Fallon: How Could the Archives Lose Track of Documents Trump Took When My Library Knows I’ve an Unreturned Book for the Past 40 Years
‘How’d they even find my address?’
Sep 14, 2022 2:27 AM