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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Noah: The Dr. Seuss Books Should Just Update the Racist Imagery By Placing It in a Tucker Carlson Thought Bubble
Noah: The Dr. Seuss Books Should Just Update the Racist Imagery By Placing It in a Tucker Carlson Thought Bubble
‘Maybe instead of getting rid of the books completely, they can just update the imagery’
Mar 2, 2021 11:57 PM
Colbert on Jon Batiste’s Golden Globe Win: He Could Work Anywhere Except at the Hollywood Foreign Press
Colbert on Jon Batiste’s Golden Globe Win: He Could Work Anywhere Except at the Hollywood Foreign Press
‘I’m so grateful to be able to work with him every day’
Mar 2, 2021 12:04 AM
Colbert: A Moron Is Sending Capitol Hill Riot Evidence to Your Ex Who You Just Called a Moron
Colbert: A Moron Is Sending Capitol Hill Riot Evidence to Your Ex Who You Just Called a Moron
‘Evidently, Michetti’s ex didn’t take too kindly to being called a moron’
Feb 26, 2021 12:16 AM
Noah: Mike Pence Doesn’t Know the Line From Being a Friend To Being a Door Mat
Noah: Mike Pence Doesn’t Know the Line From Being a Friend To Being a Door Mat
‘Man, that shows how committed Mike Pence is to his principles’
Feb 24, 2021 11:39 PM
Colbert: Gov. Cuomo Opens up Movie Theaters So People Would Stop Talking About the Nursing Homes
Colbert: Gov. Cuomo Opens up Movie Theaters So People Would Stop Talking About the Nursing Homes
‘I was a meme! Remember?’
Feb 23, 2021 11:54 PM
Kimmel: Why Settle To Be the Planet’s Biggest Hypocrite When You Can Be a World-Class Liar Too?
Kimmel: Why Settle To Be the Planet’s Biggest Hypocrite When You Can Be a World-Class Liar Too?
‘While his fellow Texans are freezing with the power out... ‘
Feb 19, 2021 12:07 AM
Noah: Conservatives Blame Texas Energy Crisis on AOC and the Green New Deal Which Hasn’t Even Started Yet
Noah: Conservatives Blame Texas Energy Crisis on AOC and the Green New Deal Which Hasn’t Even Started Yet
‘Rick Perry could have broken his arm as a kid and blamed it on AOC’
Feb 18, 2021 12:45 AM
Noah to Gov. Cuomo: Manipulating Covid Numbers Is the ‘Trumpiest’ Thing You Can Do
Noah to Gov. Cuomo: Manipulating Covid Numbers Is the ‘Trumpiest’ Thing You Can Do
‘That is the whole point of data’
Feb 15, 2021 11:55 PM
Colbert: Next Year, I’ll Be Playing Impeachment Clips Again When Trump Supporters Sack Disney World
Colbert: Next Year, I’ll Be Playing Impeachment Clips Again When Trump Supporters Sack Disney World
‘Now, I take no pleasure from playing that old clip’
Feb 11, 2021 11:58 PM
Adam Schiff: The People Who Believe in Crazy, Bat-Sh*t Conspiracy Theories Are Members of Congress Now
Adam Schiff: The People Who Believe in Crazy, Bat-Sh*t Conspiracy Theories Are Members of Congress Now
‘This points to another huge problem’
Feb 11, 2021 11:29 PM
Noah on Trump’s Legal Team: If Trump Thinks You’re Rambling, You Know You’ve F**ked Up
Noah on Trump’s Legal Team: If Trump Thinks You’re Rambling, You Know You’ve F**ked Up
‘Trump is a dude who’ll spend four hours at a rally ranking his favorite department store’
Feb 10, 2021 11:38 PM
Noah: Trump’s Lawyer Could Trim His Pubes for Hours in Front of the GOP Senators, He’d Still Not Get Impeached
Noah: Trump’s Lawyer Could Trim His Pubes for Hours in Front of the GOP Senators, He’d Still Not Get Impeached
‘It doesn’t actually matter what this guy says’
Feb 10, 2021 12:03 AM
Noah Mocks Conservative Media’s Attacks on Biden: Tomorrow, We’ll Find out if He Left the Toilet Seat Up
Noah Mocks Conservative Media’s Attacks on Biden: Tomorrow, We’ll Find out if He Left the Toilet Seat Up
‘And when he does, we will be here to tell you all about it’
Feb 8, 2021 11:55 PM
Noah: Republicans Would Rather Look Like a Dumb*ss Than Take a Position on Rep. Greene
Noah: Republicans Would Rather Look Like a Dumb*ss Than Take a Position on Rep. Greene
‘Man, who can keep track of this stuff?’
Feb 4, 2021 11:30 PM
Colbert: Arguments of Trump’s Lawyers Could Be Backed up By ‘Constitutional Scholar George Costanza’
Colbert: Arguments of Trump’s Lawyers Could Be Backed up By ‘Constitutional Scholar George Costanza’
‘The crux of their argument is that the president wasn’t a guy inciting an angry mob’
Feb 4, 2021 12:10 AM
Noah: I’m Glad AOC Shared Her Capitol Riot Story Because A Lot of Republicans Pretend How It Didn’t Happen
Noah: I’m Glad AOC Shared Her Capitol Riot Story Because A Lot of Republicans Pretend How It Didn’t Happen
‘But if there’s no accountability, then it becomes easier and easier for it to happen again’
Feb 2, 2021 11:34 PM
Noah: I Think Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Secretly a Democrat
Noah: I Think Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Secretly a Democrat
‘That would be the only way that Republicans would actually want to hold her accountable for anything she’s done’
Feb 2, 2021 12:17 AM
Noah: Wall Street Was Rocked So Hard By Average People That They Prevented Average People from Buying Stocks
Noah: Wall Street Was Rocked So Hard By Average People That They Prevented Average People from Buying Stocks
‘Yeah, the same guys who are always like, ‘The markets must never be regulated’’
Jan 28, 2021 11:22 PM
Noah: Washington Should Agree About What Unity Is Before Talking About It
Noah: Washington Should Agree About What Unity Is Before Talking About It
‘Alright, so America’s been divided for like 2,000 years now’
Jan 27, 2021 11:52 PM
Noah: Parents Are Going To Have To Get Back with Their Estranged Gay Child To Help Them Get a Covid Vaccine
Noah: Parents Are Going To Have To Get Back with Their Estranged Gay Child To Help Them Get a Covid Vaccine
‘Now bring your gay laptop over here... ‘
Jan 26, 2021 11:31 PM