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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Noah: If You Elect a Real Estate Developer as President, Timelines Will Always Be B.S.
Noah: If You Elect a Real Estate Developer as President, Timelines Will Always Be B.S.
‘You said my bathroom would be done in a month!’
Apr 30, 2020 12:20 AM
Noah: I Hope Sweden Is Right So We Can Get Back to Our Normal Lives
Noah: I Hope Sweden Is Right So We Can Get Back to Our Normal Lives
‘So Sweden’s plan is sure to set off a big philosophical debate’
Apr 29, 2020 1:06 AM
Noah on Trump’s Bleach Comment: He’s Just Testing out New Comedy Material
Noah on Trump’s Bleach Comment: He’s Just Testing out New Comedy Material
‘Now, we’ve learned something new from Donald Trump’
Apr 28, 2020 1:00 AM
Noah Pities Health Experts Who Work for Trump: It’s Like Being Married to Carol Baskins
Noah Pities Health Experts Who Work for Trump: It’s Like Being Married to Carol Baskins
‘One foot wrong... ‘
Apr 24, 2020 12:52 AM
Colbert: If Trump Wants To Keep His Job, He Has To Do the Unthinkable — His Job
Colbert: If Trump Wants To Keep His Job, He Has To Do the Unthinkable — His Job
‘You can’t have Bill Barr redact the virus’
Apr 23, 2020 1:30 AM
Gov. Cuomo: My Relationship with Trump Is Open and Not Necessarily Loving
Gov. Cuomo: My Relationship with Trump Is Open and Not Necessarily Loving
‘The relationship between myself and the president is, the president doesn’t like me’
Apr 23, 2020 12:54 AM
Noah: Trump Is Using the Coronavirus To Push All the Policies He Wants To Do
Noah: Trump Is Using the Coronavirus To Push All the Policies He Wants To Do
‘So don’t forget, while you’re finally getting around to watching Ozark and trying to bake bread for the first time... ‘
Apr 22, 2020 12:42 AM
Noah: Moronic Lockdown Protesters Are Supported By Trump the ‘Moron-in-Chief’
Noah: Moronic Lockdown Protesters Are Supported By Trump the ‘Moron-in-Chief’
‘Now, it will be a lot easier to not take these protests seriously if they were just being fueled by Fox News’
Apr 21, 2020 12:57 AM
Mark Cuban: It’s Time to Have a Strong Federal Minimum Wage
Mark Cuban: It’s Time to Have a Strong Federal Minimum Wage
‘We’ve got to have a strong foundation of people’
Apr 17, 2020 12:56 AM
Noah: Cutting WHO Funding in the Middle of a Pandemic Is Like Giving Your Uber a Driver a One Star While in Transit
Noah: Cutting WHO Funding in the Middle of a Pandemic Is Like Giving Your Uber a Driver a One Star While in Transit
‘Now look, those may be valid criticisms... ‘
Apr 16, 2020 12:28 AM
Noah on Trump Setting Reopening Dates: If You’re Not There for the Battle, You Don’t Get to Lead the Victory Parade
Noah on Trump Setting Reopening Dates: If You’re Not There for the Battle, You Don’t Get to Lead the Victory Parade
‘He’s, like, ‘Me, me, I get to push the button, that’s me, I get to do it’’
Apr 15, 2020 1:13 AM
Noah: Keeping Catholic Priests From Their Congregation with Online Mass ‘Might Not Be the Worst Idea’
Noah: Keeping Catholic Priests From Their Congregation with Online Mass ‘Might Not Be the Worst Idea’
‘But for the Catholic Church, this is a good thing’
Apr 14, 2020 12:53 AM
Noah Explains Why Stopping Coronavirus Is a Lot Like Having Sex
Noah Explains Why Stopping Coronavirus Is a Lot Like Having Sex
‘Now’s not the time to pull back at all’
Apr 10, 2020 12:21 AM
Noah: On Top of Coronavirus, Black People Have to Deal with Everyday Racism
Noah: On Top of Coronavirus, Black People Have to Deal with Everyday Racism
‘What do you expect black people to do?’
Apr 8, 2020 11:48 PM
Noah: Trump Ignored Warnings of Coronavirus Outbreak Like It Was the Check Engine Light
Noah: Trump Ignored Warnings of Coronavirus Outbreak Like It Was the Check Engine Light
‘I bet even choking hazards’
Apr 8, 2020 12:50 AM
Noah: The People Who Say Jesus Will Protect Them From Coronavirus Are Also the Ones Who Stock up on Guns
Noah: The People Who Say Jesus Will Protect Them From Coronavirus Are Also the Ones Who Stock up on Guns
‘Just because Jesus is on your side, doesn’t mean you can’t get sick’
Apr 7, 2020 12:42 AM
Noah: Trump Will ‘Take Credit’ for Coronavirus Research No Matter What, So Scientists Shouldn’t Bother with It
Noah: Trump Will ‘Take Credit’ for Coronavirus Research No Matter What, So Scientists Shouldn’t Bother with It
‘They will put cooperation ahead of competition’
Apr 3, 2020 1:27 AM
Noah on Trump Saying Impeachment Distracted Him From Coronavirus: We Have a Puppy as a President
Noah on Trump Saying Impeachment Distracted Him From Coronavirus: We Have a Puppy as a President
‘Next time America wants to invade Iraq they should throw a Frisbee by his head’
Apr 2, 2020 12:37 AM
Conan to Celebrities: Be ‘Sensible’ About Sharing Your Mansions While Telling People to Stay at Home
Conan to Celebrities: Be ‘Sensible’ About Sharing Your Mansions While Telling People to Stay at Home
‘ — and then you see how they live, and it’s just insane’
Apr 1, 2020 12:21 AM
Noah: ‘Joe Exotic’ of ‘Tiger King’ Has the Same ‘Presidential’ Qualities as Trump
Noah: ‘Joe Exotic’ of ‘Tiger King’ Has the Same ‘Presidential’ Qualities as Trump
‘I’m hoping that he becomes the president of the United States’
Mar 31, 2020 12:41 AM