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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Noah: I Pray that Trump Doesn’t Get To Watch Fox News Because the Iran Conflict Hasn’t Ended For Them
Noah: I Pray that Trump Doesn’t Get To Watch Fox News Because the Iran Conflict Hasn’t Ended For Them
‘I’m glad that Iran and Donald Trump seemed to have agreed to let things settle down’
Jan 9, 2020 12:58 AM
Maddow: Trump Can’t Seem To Tell Whether an Idea Is Normal or Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
Maddow: Trump Can’t Seem To Tell Whether an Idea Is Normal or Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
‘There’s no reason to believe that cuckoo for cocoa puffs will seem at all different’
Jan 8, 2020 2:36 AM
Roy Wood Jr. Has Tips For Iran on How To Hurt Trump
Roy Wood Jr. Has Tips For Iran on How To Hurt Trump
‘They should handle their beef directly with Trump’
Jan 7, 2020 11:40 PM
Meyers: How Could We Trust Why the Trump Admin Bombed Soleimani When They Also Lie About the Dumbest Things
Meyers: How Could We Trust Why the Trump Admin Bombed Soleimani When They Also Lie About the Dumbest Things
‘It says, ‘Iran bad,’ right there’
Jan 7, 2020 4:07 AM
Colbert: What’s Keeping Us Up at Night for the Last Three Years Is the Ability of Trump To Start a War
Colbert: What’s Keeping Us Up at Night for the Last Three Years Is the Ability of Trump To Start a War
‘It wasn’t covfefe’
Jan 7, 2020 2:18 AM
Kimmel: After Impeachment, Our Long National Nightmare Continues
Kimmel: After Impeachment, Our Long National Nightmare Continues
‘Not a single Republican voted for impeachment’
Dec 20, 2019 4:13 AM
Santa Claus: Trump Told You Every Naughty Thing He Did and You Still Elected Him President
Santa Claus: Trump Told You Every Naughty Thing He Did and You Still Elected Him President
‘You really think it would help?’
Dec 20, 2019 3:02 AM
Noah Admits That the U.S. Economy Under Trump Is Doing Extremely Well
Noah Admits That the U.S. Economy Under Trump Is Doing Extremely Well
‘For tonight’s candidates, the challenge was explaining to voters why all that glitters is not gold’
Dec 20, 2019 12:10 AM
Meyers: The Miracle of Seeing Trump’s Face in a Piece of Toast Will Be the Next Thing You’ll Hear From Republicans
Meyers: The Miracle of Seeing Trump’s Face in a Piece of Toast Will Be the Next Thing You’ll Hear From Republicans
‘These people are out of their minds’
Dec 19, 2019 2:42 AM
Noah: I Don’t Buy It, Dems Aren’t Sad About Trump’s Impeachment
Noah: I Don’t Buy It, Dems Aren’t Sad About Trump’s Impeachment
‘The Democrats are happy, it is obvious’
Dec 18, 2019 11:50 PM
Colbert Mocks Buttigieg’s ‘Money Party’: It’s the Wealthy Plotting the Fate of the Working Class
Colbert Mocks Buttigieg’s ‘Money Party’: It’s the Wealthy Plotting the Fate of the Working Class
‘It was a decadent night’
Dec 18, 2019 12:20 AM
Noah: To Motivate the U.N., Climate Meetings Should Be Held on Melting Glaciers
Noah: To Motivate the U.N., Climate Meetings Should Be Held on Melting Glaciers
‘As much as we’re disappointed at how slow our leaders are to act — ‘
Dec 17, 2019 11:16 PM
Colbert: How Is It OK for McConnell To Say He’s Coordinating with Trump’s Lawyers?
Colbert: How Is It OK for McConnell To Say He’s Coordinating with Trump’s Lawyers?
‘There you go, Jack — keep on rippin,’ brother’
Dec 17, 2019 12:16 AM
Colbert on Giuliani’s Recent Ukraine Trip: ‘Bribery (Crime)’ Is His To-Do List
Colbert on Giuliani’s Recent Ukraine Trip: ‘Bribery (Crime)’ Is His To-Do List
‘Trump’s got a wildcard in his fight against impeachment’
Dec 17, 2019 12:15 AM
Meyers to Trump: You Want Greta to Chill? You Look Like a Tick About to Burst Whenever You Scream
Meyers to Trump: You Want Greta to Chill? You Look Like a Tick About to Burst Whenever You Scream
‘He looks like a rabid possum hissing at you for disturbing his nest’
Dec 13, 2019 2:51 AM
Kimmel Plays an Angry Trump Montage, Calls Him the ‘Zen Master’ to Mock His Greta Thunberg Tweet
Kimmel Plays an Angry Trump Montage, Calls Him the ‘Zen Master’ to Mock His Greta Thunberg Tweet
‘But the idea that Orange Hulk would accuse anyone else from having an anger problem — ‘
Dec 13, 2019 2:44 AM
Colbert on Graham Reading Strzok/Page’s Anti-Trump Texts: They’re Stealing His Best Material
Colbert on Graham Reading Strzok/Page’s Anti-Trump Texts: They’re Stealing His Best Material
‘I’ll tell you what, I can understand why Graham is furious’
Dec 12, 2019 12:37 AM
Noah: In a Divided Country, It’s Nice to Know That Lying About Afghan War Is a Unifying Subject
Noah: In a Divided Country, It’s Nice to Know That Lying About Afghan War Is a Unifying Subject
‘And I guess that’s the silver lining in the story — ‘
Dec 11, 2019 11:49 PM
Noah: Trump Keeps on Creating His Own Realities, He’d Still Go on as President Even After Getting Impeached
Noah: Trump Keeps on Creating His Own Realities, He’d Still Go on as President Even After Getting Impeached
‘The report came out, and he’s blindly plowing ahead’
Dec 10, 2019 11:32 PM
Noah: Trump Has Shown More Emotion Talking About Toilets Than Most Tragedies
Noah: Trump Has Shown More Emotion Talking About Toilets Than Most Tragedies
‘If Trump can solve that problem, he’s getting four more years’
Dec 9, 2019 11:44 PM