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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Colbert: How Is It OK for McConnell To Say He’s Coordinating with Trump’s Lawyers?
Colbert: How Is It OK for McConnell To Say He’s Coordinating with Trump’s Lawyers?
‘There you go, Jack — keep on rippin,’ brother’
Dec 17, 2019 1:16 AM
Colbert on Giuliani’s Recent Ukraine Trip: ‘Bribery (Crime)’ Is His To-Do List
Colbert on Giuliani’s Recent Ukraine Trip: ‘Bribery (Crime)’ Is His To-Do List
‘Trump’s got a wildcard in his fight against impeachment’
Dec 17, 2019 1:15 AM
Meyers to Trump: You Want Greta to Chill? You Look Like a Tick About to Burst Whenever You Scream
Meyers to Trump: You Want Greta to Chill? You Look Like a Tick About to Burst Whenever You Scream
‘He looks like a rabid possum hissing at you for disturbing his nest’
Dec 13, 2019 3:51 AM
Kimmel Plays an Angry Trump Montage, Calls Him the ‘Zen Master’ to Mock His Greta Thunberg Tweet
Kimmel Plays an Angry Trump Montage, Calls Him the ‘Zen Master’ to Mock His Greta Thunberg Tweet
‘But the idea that Orange Hulk would accuse anyone else from having an anger problem — ‘
Dec 13, 2019 3:44 AM
Colbert on Graham Reading Strzok/Page’s Anti-Trump Texts: They’re Stealing His Best Material
Colbert on Graham Reading Strzok/Page’s Anti-Trump Texts: They’re Stealing His Best Material
‘I’ll tell you what, I can understand why Graham is furious’
Dec 12, 2019 1:37 AM
Noah: In a Divided Country, It’s Nice to Know That Lying About Afghan War Is a Unifying Subject
Noah: In a Divided Country, It’s Nice to Know That Lying About Afghan War Is a Unifying Subject
‘And I guess that’s the silver lining in the story — ‘
Dec 12, 2019 12:49 AM
Noah: Trump Keeps on Creating His Own Realities, He’d Still Go on as President Even After Getting Impeached
Noah: Trump Keeps on Creating His Own Realities, He’d Still Go on as President Even After Getting Impeached
‘The report came out, and he’s blindly plowing ahead’
Dec 11, 2019 12:32 AM
Noah: Trump Has Shown More Emotion Talking About Toilets Than Most Tragedies
Noah: Trump Has Shown More Emotion Talking About Toilets Than Most Tragedies
‘If Trump can solve that problem, he’s getting four more years’
Dec 10, 2019 12:44 AM
Noah to Prof. Karlan: You Don’t Need to Pick on Barron When You Have Don Jr. and Eric to Make Fun Of
Noah to Prof. Karlan: You Don’t Need to Pick on Barron When You Have Don Jr. and Eric to Make Fun Of
‘No, professor, what were you doing?’
Dec 6, 2019 2:30 AM
The Late Show’s Pelosi Song Parody: ‘You Don’t Mess Around with Nancy’
The Late Show’s Pelosi Song Parody: ‘You Don’t Mess Around with Nancy’
‘You better just call her boss’
Dec 6, 2019 1:52 AM
Colbert to Trudeau: Be Nice, Stephen Miller’s Jaw Only Drops When It’s Feeding Time
Colbert to Trudeau: Be Nice, Stephen Miller’s Jaw Only Drops When It’s Feeding Time
‘He unhinges’
Dec 5, 2019 3:56 AM
Fallon: Disrespected in Europe, Trump Left and Went Back To Where He’s Being Impeached
Fallon: Disrespected in Europe, Trump Left and Went Back To Where He’s Being Impeached
‘Trump was so upset by the video’
Dec 5, 2019 2:36 AM
Noah on NATO: It’s Like Trump Had a Sleepover and the Other Kids Turned on Him
Noah on NATO: It’s Like Trump Had a Sleepover and the Other Kids Turned on Him
‘Finding out all the cool kids at school are laughing at you’
Dec 5, 2019 1:31 AM
Meyers on ‘War on Thanksgiving’: Another Insane Conspiracy Theory to Whip up Trump’s Base
Meyers on ‘War on Thanksgiving’: Another Insane Conspiracy Theory to Whip up Trump’s Base
‘One thing we know about Trump is that his brain is basically a toxic waste dump’
Nov 28, 2019 1:57 AM
Fox’s Wallace Has Some Thanksgiving Tips: The Loudest Speaker Should Be Seated Next to the Gnome
Fox’s Wallace Has Some Thanksgiving Tips: The Loudest Speaker Should Be Seated Next to the Gnome
‘I’m used to moderating presidential debates and political roundtables’
Nov 28, 2019 1:02 AM
Bernie Sanders Misses Basketball Shot After Being Asked If He Would Be the Next President
Bernie Sanders Misses Basketball Shot After Being Asked If He Would Be the Next President
‘Don’t dunk it, please’
Nov 27, 2019 1:31 AM
Bernie Sanders ‘Slow Jam’s’ the News in Fallon’s ‘The Tonight Show’
Bernie Sanders ‘Slow Jam’s’ the News in Fallon’s ‘The Tonight Show’
‘We can no longer tolerate three people owning more wealth than the bottom half of America’
Nov 27, 2019 1:05 AM
Robert De Niro Calls Trump ‘Fake President,’ Compares State of America as an Abusive Household
Robert De Niro Calls Trump ‘Fake President,’ Compares State of America as an Abusive Household
‘You don’t know what crazy thing is going to happen next’
Nov 26, 2019 1:55 AM
Colbert on Trump Claiming He Just Opened an Apple Factory: That’s a Promise Made and Kept By Obama Six Years Ago
Colbert on Trump Claiming He Just Opened an Apple Factory: That’s a Promise Made and Kept By Obama Six Years Ago
‘That’s 44’
Nov 22, 2019 2:01 AM
Colbert: The Only Thing You Need To Know Is ‘Trump Said, ‘Do Us a Favor Though’’
Colbert: The Only Thing You Need To Know Is ‘Trump Said, ‘Do Us a Favor Though’’
‘But to help everyone remember, we’ve written this catchy jingle’
Nov 22, 2019 1:00 AM