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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Colbert Mocks Biden’s Debate Performance: Trump Has Risked Impeachment for Nothing
Colbert Mocks Biden’s Debate Performance: Trump Has Risked Impeachment for Nothing
‘You know somewhere out there Donald Trump is going — ‘
Nov 21, 2019 3:18 AM
Noah on Trump’s Response to Sondland’s Testimony: Like the Crazy Dude in the Neighborhood Yelling at Everyone
Noah on Trump’s Response to Sondland’s Testimony: Like the Crazy Dude in the Neighborhood Yelling at Everyone
‘That was one of the least presidential things I’ve ever seen’
Nov 21, 2019 1:28 AM
Sam Bee: Sondland Left Trump’s Defense in Tatters and Happily Implicated Mulvaney, Pompeo, and Pence
Sam Bee: Sondland Left Trump’s Defense in Tatters and Happily Implicated Mulvaney, Pompeo, and Pence
‘You know what these hearings could use? A guy who pays $1 million for his ambassadorship’
Nov 21, 2019 12:53 AM
Kimmel: GOP Smears Purple Heart Recipient Vindman To Protect a President Who Doesn’t Have a Red One
Kimmel: GOP Smears Purple Heart Recipient Vindman To Protect a President Who Doesn’t Have a Red One
‘This was embarrassing even for them’
Nov 20, 2019 3:45 AM
Colbert: Not a Good Sign for GOP When Their Witness Kurt Volker Said He Was ‘Kept out of the Loop’
Colbert: Not a Good Sign for GOP When Their Witness Kurt Volker Said He Was ‘Kept out of the Loop’
‘Republicans had really high hopes for one of the afternoon witnesses’
Nov 20, 2019 2:44 AM
Colbert’s Late Show on Trump’s Medical Emergency: It Was Due to House GOP Heads Stuck in His ‘Quid Pro Hole’
Colbert’s Late Show on Trump’s Medical Emergency: It Was Due to House GOP Heads Stuck in His ‘Quid Pro Hole’
‘And, as we speak, we are sending in a team of specialists to try to locate Lindsey Graham’
Nov 19, 2019 1:10 AM
‘Daily Show’ Mocks GOP’s Ukraine Defense: Latest ‘Steaming Pile of Dog Sh#t’ Excuses from the ‘Trump Club’
‘Daily Show’ Mocks GOP’s Ukraine Defense: Latest ‘Steaming Pile of Dog Sh#t’ Excuses from the ‘Trump Club’
‘Trump Club is a new subscription service that sends you the latest defenses for the president’s behavior’
Nov 19, 2019 12:42 AM
Noah to Fox News: You Know Saying Trump’s Impeachment Is Unsexy Is Going to Piss Him off, Right?
Noah to Fox News: You Know Saying Trump’s Impeachment Is Unsexy Is Going to Piss Him off, Right?
‘You’re saying Trump’s impeachment is boring and unsexy?’
Nov 15, 2019 1:28 AM
Kimmel: GOP Couldn’t Use Fact-Based Questions Because It Wouldn’t Look Good For Trump
Kimmel: GOP Couldn’t Use Fact-Based Questions Because It Wouldn’t Look Good For Trump
‘But just when you think we’ve reached the bottom level of human intelligence, in comes Jim Jordan’
Nov 14, 2019 3:19 AM
Conan on a Joke About Damning Evidence That Could End Trump Presidency: We’ve Used This Cue Card 15 Times
Conan on a Joke About Damning Evidence That Could End Trump Presidency: We’ve Used This Cue Card 15 Times
‘Groundhog Day the cue card’
Nov 14, 2019 1:44 AM
Noah: There’s No First Hand Knowledge By Witnesses Because All Those Who Have It Are Being Blocked By the W.H.
Noah: There’s No First Hand Knowledge By Witnesses Because All Those Who Have It Are Being Blocked By the W.H.
‘Good point, Jim Jordan’
Nov 14, 2019 12:35 AM
Noah: Writers of Tell-All Trump Books Are Only Driven By Greed and Profiting off Chaos
Noah: Writers of Tell-All Trump Books Are Only Driven By Greed and Profiting off Chaos
‘They should tell the American people instead of holding out for a big payday’
Nov 13, 2019 1:30 AM
Colbert Unveils His Christmas Impeachment Tree; Ornaments Include Trump’s Transcripts, Sen. Graham’s B@lls
Colbert Unveils His Christmas Impeachment Tree; Ornaments Include Trump’s Transcripts, Sen. Graham’s B@lls
‘Taylor confirmed that U.S. aid to Ukraine had been explicitly tied to Ukraine’s willingness to investigate Mr. Trump’s political rivals’
Nov 13, 2019 1:04 AM
Colbert on W.H. Sources Saying He’s Feeling More Isolated and Unhinged: Sounds Like a Sequel to ‘The Shining’
Colbert on W.H. Sources Saying He’s Feeling More Isolated and Unhinged: Sounds Like a Sequel to ‘The Shining’
‘I think we know who the spooky twins would be’
Nov 8, 2019 3:25 AM
Noah: Facebook’s Coming After Horny People While Ignoring Fake Political Ads and Nazis
Noah: Facebook’s Coming After Horny People While Ignoring Fake Political Ads and Nazis
‘We’ve got a cold water squirt here, fellas!’
Nov 8, 2019 12:46 AM
Kimmel: Rand Paul, Who Used to Campaign for Rights to Privacy, Has Been Replaced By a Vindictive Elf
Kimmel: Rand Paul, Who Used to Campaign for Rights to Privacy, Has Been Replaced By a Vindictive Elf
‘He makes cookies to take up permanent residence in the president’s ass’
Nov 7, 2019 1:30 AM
Colbert on Tuesday’s Blue Wave: The 90s Are Back, Baby
Colbert on Tuesday’s Blue Wave: The 90s Are Back, Baby
‘Democrats control both chambers in the state legislature and the governor’s office for the first time since 1993’
Nov 7, 2019 12:55 AM
Kimmel to Don Jr.: Nothing Shows Your Dad Loves You Like Leaving You with Michael Jackson
Kimmel to Don Jr.: Nothing Shows Your Dad Loves You Like Leaving You with Michael Jackson
‘One of the more interesting personal tidbits in the book is his defense of accusations that his father is a racist’
Nov 6, 2019 2:42 AM
Noah to Booker: Doesn’t Diversity Also Mean that White People Can Lead Too?
Noah to Booker: Doesn’t Diversity Also Mean that White People Can Lead Too?
‘Because I’m always confused by that when people say it — ‘
Nov 6, 2019 12:26 AM
Noah: Trump’s Impenetrable Wall Actually Works Like a Door
Noah: Trump’s Impenetrable Wall Actually Works Like a Door
‘Close that door!’
Nov 5, 2019 1:35 AM