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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Noah Mocks How Trump Always Ends up Telling the Truth: Bolton Hates My Guts and Will Implicate Me
Noah Mocks How Trump Always Ends up Telling the Truth: Bolton Hates My Guts and Will Implicate Me
‘He will start with the fake excuse but then will just keep going’
Jan 23, 2020 1:01 AM
Noah: What Are You Doing Hillary? Are You Supporting Trump If Bernie Wins the Nomination?
Noah: What Are You Doing Hillary? Are You Supporting Trump If Bernie Wins the Nomination?
‘The election is just about to begin and now you are coming out throwing punches?’
Jan 22, 2020 12:40 AM
Noah: ‘The New York Times’ Decided Not To Decide on Who To Endorse as President
Noah: ‘The New York Times’ Decided Not To Decide on Who To Endorse as President
‘Where America turns for news until they run out of free articles’
Jan 21, 2020 1:58 AM
Colbert: McConnell’s ‘Break-Glass Option’ Is Always a Sign That Everything’s ‘A-OK’
Colbert: McConnell’s ‘Break-Glass Option’ Is Always a Sign That Everything’s ‘A-OK’
‘That’s why public buildings have axes on the wall with signs that say — ‘
Jan 21, 2020 1:04 AM
Noah on Parnas: You Know the Game Is Real When Somebody Is Threatening To Open Their Camera Roll
Noah on Parnas: You Know the Game Is Real When Somebody Is Threatening To Open Their Camera Roll
‘And the next picture will end up with nudes’
Jan 17, 2020 12:31 AM
Colbert: Everything Giuliani Did Had Trump’s ‘Knowledge and Consent,’ Words He’s Not Usually Familiar With
Colbert: Everything Giuliani Did Had Trump’s ‘Knowledge and Consent,’ Words He’s Not Usually Familiar With
‘Because the materials also include a letter from Giuliani to Ukranian President Zelensky requesting — ‘
Jan 16, 2020 1:14 AM
Noah: Only Trump Would Hire Henchmen Who Are Also into Scrapbooking
Noah: Only Trump Would Hire Henchmen Who Are Also into Scrapbooking
‘Seriously? They wrote down the plot of their crime and then kept it?’
Jan 16, 2020 12:35 AM
Noah: Dem Debate Wasn’t Exciting Because That’s What Happens When There’s Only White People at a Party
Noah: Dem Debate Wasn’t Exciting Because That’s What Happens When There’s Only White People at a Party
‘There wasn’t much new in this debate’
Jan 15, 2020 1:25 AM
Kimmel: Nominees For the Academy Awards Look Like the White House Cabinet
Kimmel: Nominees For the Academy Awards Look Like the White House Cabinet
‘That’s fewer minorities than in Donald Trump’s cabinet’
Jan 14, 2020 2:19 AM
Colbert: Are We Bombing People Based on a Belief of a President Who Believes Windmills Cause Cancer?
Colbert: Are We Bombing People Based on a Belief of a President Who Believes Windmills Cause Cancer?
‘So, run for your lives, Holland!’
Jan 14, 2020 1:43 AM
Noah: Dems and Hollywood Keep Talking About Diversity But Always End up Celebrating a Bunch of White People
Noah: Dems and Hollywood Keep Talking About Diversity But Always End up Celebrating a Bunch of White People
‘You’re doing the thing you’re telling other people not to do’
Jan 14, 2020 12:52 AM
Colbert: If We’re Going To Start Another War, We Must Demand for Better Lies
Colbert: If We’re Going To Start Another War, We Must Demand for Better Lies
‘Your taxes, my taxes, our taxes pay for all these lies!’
Jan 10, 2020 2:11 AM
Bernie Sanders: I Can Share My Jet with Other Dem Candidates
Bernie Sanders: I Can Share My Jet with Other Dem Candidates
‘Those are expensive so we thought we’d all chip in’
Jan 10, 2020 1:41 AM
Bernie Sanders: I Know It’s Not Sexy To Talk About Diplomacy But I Also Know America Is Sick of Endless Wars
Bernie Sanders: I Know It’s Not Sexy To Talk About Diplomacy But I Also Know America Is Sick of Endless Wars
‘It’s better TV to talk about how we’re going to kill this one and kill that one’
Jan 10, 2020 1:25 AM
Noah on Trump’s Spending: I Want To Know If Eric Just Gets a Groupon For Karate Lessons
Noah on Trump’s Spending: I Want To Know If Eric Just Gets a Groupon For Karate Lessons
‘I want to see a breakdown of what they spend on each member of the Trump family’
Jan 10, 2020 1:23 AM
Meyers on Trump Wanting a Deal with Iran: You Already Ripped Up One and Then Attacked Them
Meyers on Trump Wanting a Deal with Iran: You Already Ripped Up One and Then Attacked Them
‘Oh now you want a deal?’
Jan 9, 2020 4:03 AM
Noah: I Pray that Trump Doesn’t Get To Watch Fox News Because the Iran Conflict Hasn’t Ended For Them
Noah: I Pray that Trump Doesn’t Get To Watch Fox News Because the Iran Conflict Hasn’t Ended For Them
‘I’m glad that Iran and Donald Trump seemed to have agreed to let things settle down’
Jan 9, 2020 1:58 AM
Maddow: Trump Can’t Seem To Tell Whether an Idea Is Normal or Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
Maddow: Trump Can’t Seem To Tell Whether an Idea Is Normal or Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
‘There’s no reason to believe that cuckoo for cocoa puffs will seem at all different’
Jan 8, 2020 3:36 AM
Roy Wood Jr. Has Tips For Iran on How To Hurt Trump
Roy Wood Jr. Has Tips For Iran on How To Hurt Trump
‘They should handle their beef directly with Trump’
Jan 8, 2020 12:40 AM
Meyers: How Could We Trust Why the Trump Admin Bombed Soleimani When They Also Lie About the Dumbest Things
Meyers: How Could We Trust Why the Trump Admin Bombed Soleimani When They Also Lie About the Dumbest Things
‘It says, ‘Iran bad,’ right there’
Jan 7, 2020 5:07 AM