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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Seth Meyers to Mike Pence, Giuliani: My Legal Advice to You Is ‘Shut up, Moron’
Seth Meyers to Mike Pence, Giuliani: My Legal Advice to You Is ‘Shut up, Moron’
‘What you need to know from me about this is, I don’t want to go to jail’
Oct 11, 2019 3:43 AM
Rand Paul Says U.S. Troops Were Removed Because Turkey Was Going to Attack the Kurds Then Backtracks
Rand Paul Says U.S. Troops Were Removed Because Turkey Was Going to Attack the Kurds Then Backtracks
‘You think so or know so? Honestly, I’m asking’
Oct 11, 2019 1:09 AM
Noah: China’s Influence Is Affecting How Americans Can Act on American Soil
Noah: China’s Influence Is Affecting How Americans Can Act on American Soil
‘China gets offended by a lot of shit’
Oct 10, 2019 12:46 AM
Colbert: Trump Is Treating the Kurds Like He Does with His Wedding Vows
Colbert: Trump Is Treating the Kurds Like He Does with His Wedding Vows
‘That joke is based on a true story’
Oct 9, 2019 2:19 AM
Noah to Congress: Disguise Whistleblower as Tiffany, He’ll Never Recognize Her
Noah to Congress: Disguise Whistleblower as Tiffany, He’ll Never Recognize Her
‘Masks and fake voices just to make sure that Trump doesn’t know who this person is’
Oct 9, 2019 1:05 AM
Noah on Amber Guyger Getting a Hug from Judge: This Narrative Doesn’t Seem To Be Afforded to Black People
Noah on Amber Guyger Getting a Hug from Judge: This Narrative Doesn’t Seem To Be Afforded to Black People
‘They don’t use the same editorial when a young black child is going to jail’
Oct 4, 2019 1:05 AM
Colbert on Sanders’ Ailment: It’s Always a Risk If We Want a President with a Heart
Colbert on Sanders’ Ailment: It’s Always a Risk If We Want a President with a Heart
‘We can’t help but feel somewhat responsible here at ‘The Late Show’’
Oct 3, 2019 2:49 AM
Noah: ‘Sad’ How Trump Cares So Much How Lou Dobbs and Ann Coulter Think of Him
Noah: ‘Sad’ How Trump Cares So Much How Lou Dobbs and Ann Coulter Think of Him
‘And apparently Trump had a lot of illegal ideas’
Oct 3, 2019 12:46 AM
Noah Mocks Rudy Giuliani: It Says a Lot If You’re the Most Unhinged Person on Fox News
Noah Mocks Rudy Giuliani: It Says a Lot If You’re the Most Unhinged Person on Fox News
‘Your punishment will be 200 years of community service where you will be frightening children at one of those spooky Halloween houses’
Oct 2, 2019 12:28 AM
Colbert Crowd Chants ‘Lock Him Up’ as Hillary Begins Interview
Colbert Crowd Chants ‘Lock Him Up’ as Hillary Begins Interview
‘I created a monster — I apologize’
Oct 1, 2019 1:52 AM
Colbert to Hillary: How Many Times Did You Have to Tell Obama You Can’t Extort Foreign Countries To Get Dirt on Your Political Enemies?
Colbert to Hillary: How Many Times Did You Have to Tell Obama You Can’t Extort Foreign Countries To Get Dirt on Your Political Enemies?
‘Did you lose count?’
Oct 1, 2019 1:49 AM
Colbert on Trump’s Polls: They Do Not Like Him Here, or There, or Anywhere
Colbert on Trump’s Polls: They Do Not Like Him Here, or There, or Anywhere
‘Maybe Trump will be a bigger hit with the foreigners’
Sep 24, 2019 2:37 AM
Noah: We Need to Have ‘Buy Back Programs’ and ‘Red Flag Laws’ To Keep Our White Friends From Doing Blackface
Noah: We Need to Have ‘Buy Back Programs’ and ‘Red Flag Laws’ To Keep Our White Friends From Doing Blackface
‘It seems that when white people get their hands on brown makeup, they just cannot help themselves’
Sep 20, 2019 12:53 AM
The Daily Show: If You Have Cash But Can’t Go To War, the U.S. Military Will Do It for You
The Daily Show: If You Have Cash But Can’t Go To War, the U.S. Military Will Do It for You
‘Don’t spend your blood and treasure on pointless war — spend ours’
Sep 19, 2019 12:35 AM
Noah on Trump Bringing Old Light Bulbs Back: If You Want To Look Better, Why Not Try a Normal Haircut?
Noah on Trump Bringing Old Light Bulbs Back: If You Want To Look Better, Why Not Try a Normal Haircut?
‘There are much easier ways to look better than rewriting U.S. energy policy’
Sep 18, 2019 12:29 AM
Colbert: Saudi Arabia Can Tell Trump Who to Bomb as Part of His Hotel Rewards Program
Colbert: Saudi Arabia Can Tell Trump Who to Bomb as Part of His Hotel Rewards Program
‘Rent 500 rooms, get a free war!’
Sep 17, 2019 1:43 AM
Noah: Kavanaugh Whipped His D*ck out All the Time at Parties, It Makes Sense He Wears a Robe at His Job Today
Noah: Kavanaugh Whipped His D*ck out All the Time at Parties, It Makes Sense He Wears a Robe at His Job Today
‘If it’s true, it would explain why Kavanaugh wanted to be a Supreme Court Justice’
Sep 17, 2019 12:56 AM
The Daily Show to Dems Who Dropped Out: Our ‘Fading Dreams’ Program Will Help You Transition to Normal Life
The Daily Show to Dems Who Dropped Out: Our ‘Fading Dreams’ Program Will Help You Transition to Normal Life
‘ — and learn how to talk and act like a normal person’
Sep 13, 2019 1:05 AM
Noah: 2020 Dem Candidates Are Wrapping Themselves in Obama’s Legacy
Noah: 2020 Dem Candidates Are Wrapping Themselves in Obama’s Legacy
‘He was getting so much love at tonight’s debate’
Sep 13, 2019 1:00 AM
Noah: If El Chapo Was a CEO, He Wouldn’t Have Gone to Jail
Noah: If El Chapo Was a CEO, He Wouldn’t Have Gone to Jail
‘But the people responsible for thousands of American deaths get to walk away with a slap on the wrist’
Sep 12, 2019 1:26 AM