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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Colbert on Trump Calling Biden a Dummy: Only One of You Is Sitting on Putin’s Lap with His Thumb up Your Butt
Colbert on Trump Calling Biden a Dummy: Only One of You Is Sitting on Putin’s Lap with His Thumb up Your Butt
‘Puppet, puppet’
Jun 12, 2019 2:41 AM
Noah Mocks Trump: Seeing Besties Putin and Xi Jin Ping Meeting Without Him Has Got to Hurt
Noah Mocks Trump: Seeing Besties Putin and Xi Jin Ping Meeting Without Him Has Got to Hurt
‘China and Russia teaming up against the United States?’
Jun 12, 2019 1:30 AM
Noah on Catholic Church’s Hypocrisy Against Gay People: Priests Can’t Get Little Boys Pregnant
Noah on Catholic Church’s Hypocrisy Against Gay People: Priests Can’t Get Little Boys Pregnant
‘You should transfer me to a different parish where I will probably do the same thing’
Jun 12, 2019 1:12 AM
Noah on Trump Losing in Mexico Tariffs: You Don’t Do a Stand-Off with Actual Mexicans
Noah on Trump Losing in Mexico Tariffs: You Don’t Do a Stand-Off with Actual Mexicans
‘He was going to lose this’
Jun 11, 2019 2:00 AM
Colbert on D-Day Anniversary: We Beat the Nazis Once and For — Until Very Recently
Colbert on D-Day Anniversary: We Beat the Nazis Once and For — Until Very Recently
‘Today is a solemn day’
Jun 7, 2019 2:29 AM
Noah: Elizabeth Warren’s Plan-Filled 2020 Campaign Has Legs
Noah: Elizabeth Warren’s Plan-Filled 2020 Campaign Has Legs
‘Lots of detailed ideas, and a long history to back them up’
Jun 7, 2019 1:04 AM
Colbert Dissects ‘Chat Show Chum Bucket’ Piers Morgan’s Softball Trump Interview
Colbert Dissects ‘Chat Show Chum Bucket’ Piers Morgan’s Softball Trump Interview
‘We’re complimenting the president on being well behaved like he’s a dog?’
Jun 6, 2019 1:59 AM
Noah Compares Trump to U.K.’s Boris Johnson: For Years, No One Took Either Seriously
Noah Compares Trump to U.K.’s Boris Johnson: For Years, No One Took Either Seriously
‘And now just like Trump, Boris is poised to become the leader of his country’
Jun 6, 2019 1:07 AM
Colbert: A Shame English Votes Don’t Count, Only Russians Do
Colbert: A Shame English Votes Don’t Count, Only Russians Do
‘The president stressed one important point: That there were no protests’
Jun 5, 2019 1:56 AM
Bernie Sanders: I Am Not Talking About Socialism in Russia and Venezuela
Bernie Sanders: I Am Not Talking About Socialism in Russia and Venezuela
‘Would Bernie be sending small-business owners to forced labor camps?’
Jun 5, 2019 1:24 AM
Trevor Noah Busts Trump For His Lies, Excuses, and Ignorance at UK Press Conference: He ‘Has No Clue’
Trevor Noah Busts Trump For His Lies, Excuses, and Ignorance at UK Press Conference: He ‘Has No Clue’
‘Theresa May had to straight-up give him the answer’
Jun 5, 2019 12:36 AM
Eric Swalwell: I Go on Fox News Just So My Family Could See Me on TV
Eric Swalwell: I Go on Fox News Just So My Family Could See Me on TV
‘I reach across the dinner table before I ever have to reach across the aisle at work’
Jun 4, 2019 1:23 AM
Noah Roasts Trump and U.K.’s Boris Johnson: They’re Two People Who Both Look Like Failed Clones of Each Other
Noah Roasts Trump and U.K.’s Boris Johnson: They’re Two People Who Both Look Like Failed Clones of Each Other
‘They could pull a parent trap, switch places and no one would notice’
Jun 4, 2019 12:50 AM
Noah: You Don’t Need to Manipulate Trump Videos to Make Him Look Like a Drunk
Noah: You Don’t Need to Manipulate Trump Videos to Make Him Look Like a Drunk
‘He sounds like every drunk person in a pizza shop at 4:00 AM’
May 31, 2019 1:39 AM
Noah Breaks with Mob on Facebook and Pelosi Vids: All Internet Videos Are Fake, Did You Think That Cat Was Really Playing Piano?
Noah Breaks with Mob on Facebook and Pelosi Vids: All Internet Videos Are Fake, Did You Think That Cat Was Really Playing Piano?
‘If the Internet had no fake videos, it would be the library’
May 31, 2019 1:03 AM
Noah on Mueller’s Confusing Remarks: Even Yoda Is Confused with Your English
Noah on Mueller’s Confusing Remarks: Even Yoda Is Confused with Your English
‘Like Robert Mueller, why don’t you just speak English?’
May 30, 2019 2:23 AM
Noah: A Double Cheeseburger Wasn’t Enough for Japan to Keep Trump from Siding with North Korea
Noah: A Double Cheeseburger Wasn’t Enough for Japan to Keep Trump from Siding with North Korea
‘I feel so bad for Japan’
May 29, 2019 1:15 AM
Colbert on Farage Threatened with Milk Shakes By English Youth: We Could Have Had This If We Had Gun Control
Colbert on Farage Threatened with Milk Shakes By English Youth: We Could Have Had This If We Had Gun Control
‘I’m still going to show you this picture of Nigel Farage after the drive-by shaking’
May 24, 2019 2:04 AM
Late Show Hilariously Mocks Kim Jong Un Mocking Joe Biden with Fake Ad for ‘Glorious Slams’ Album ‘DM Zingers’
Late Show Hilariously Mocks Kim Jong Un Mocking Joe Biden with Fake Ad for ‘Glorious Slams’ Album ‘DM Zingers’
‘He has been completely dismantled, like our nuclear program, wink wink’
May 24, 2019 12:48 AM
Noah on Race for 5G Against China: We’re Lucky to Have Trump Who Can Play Dirty
Noah on Race for 5G Against China: We’re Lucky to Have Trump Who Can Play Dirty
‘ — and I can’t believe I’m saying this’
May 23, 2019 1:01 AM