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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Colbert: It Is a Crime for the AG to Lie But When a President Does It, It Is the SOTU
Colbert: It Is a Crime for the AG to Lie But When a President Does It, It Is the SOTU
‘And House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is not pleased’
May 3, 2019 2:37 AM
Jordan Klepper: Pro-Gun Supporters Also Want What’s Good for America
Jordan Klepper: Pro-Gun Supporters Also Want What’s Good for America
‘You realize they’re doing it because they want to better the country’
May 3, 2019 1:55 AM
Noah on Barr Testimony: America’s Fundamental Flaw Is Not Being Able to Defend Itself From D*cks
Noah on Barr Testimony: America’s Fundamental Flaw Is Not Being Able to Defend Itself From D*cks
‘Like, he cannot believe what just happened’
May 2, 2019 12:32 AM
Colbert Lampoons NRA with Violent Fantasy About Cat Busting Caps at Dana Loesch
Colbert Lampoons NRA with Violent Fantasy About Cat Busting Caps at Dana Loesch
‘The liberal media wants you to believe that the NRA doesn’t deserve its nonprofit status’
May 1, 2019 1:46 AM
Noah on Biden Gaffes: Trump’s on Point in Calling Him ‘Sleepy Joe’
Noah on Biden Gaffes: Trump’s on Point in Calling Him ‘Sleepy Joe’
‘I can’t wait to see those attack ads’
May 1, 2019 12:50 AM
Meyers on Trump Saying He’s a ‘Young, Vibrant Man:’ I Can’t Believe I Have to Say This But We Can See You
Meyers on Trump Saying He’s a ‘Young, Vibrant Man:’ I Can’t Believe I Have to Say This But We Can See You
‘I mean, what are we even supposed to do with that information?’
Apr 30, 2019 3:58 AM
Noah on Trump’s over 10,000 Lies: It Doesn’t Even Include the Times He Tells Eric He Loves Him
Noah on Trump’s over 10,000 Lies: It Doesn’t Even Include the Times He Tells Eric He Loves Him
‘If Trump was Pinocchio, he could probably tell you what it smells like in China’
Apr 30, 2019 1:06 AM
‘Supergirl’ Transgender Hero Preaches ‘Sharing Our Truth’ on ‘Authentic Selves’
‘Supergirl’ Transgender Hero Preaches ‘Sharing Our Truth’ on ‘Authentic Selves’
‘And I am proud of all that I am’
Apr 29, 2019 2:58 AM
Conan on Who Could Beat Trump: Heart Disease Comes Second to Joe Biden
Conan on Who Could Beat Trump: Heart Disease Comes Second to Joe Biden
‘It was reported today that Joe Biden is leading Bernie Sanders by eight points’
Apr 26, 2019 2:54 AM
Fallon (Lightly) Roasts Joe Biden with Alternate Campaign Slogans: ‘Make America Feel a Little Tipsy Again’
Fallon (Lightly) Roasts Joe Biden with Alternate Campaign Slogans: ‘Make America Feel a Little Tipsy Again’
‘I got your back, baby’
Apr 26, 2019 1:33 AM
Fallon on Beto’s Waning Popularity: He Has Become ‘Shaggy’ from ‘Scooby-Doo’
Fallon on Beto’s Waning Popularity: He Has Become ‘Shaggy’ from ‘Scooby-Doo’
‘Mayor Pete’s coming in hot’
Apr 25, 2019 1:12 AM
Noah Mocks Pete Buttigieg’s Lack of Policy Proposals: He’s that Kid Who Had Good Grades Without Reading the Books
Noah Mocks Pete Buttigieg’s Lack of Policy Proposals: He’s that Kid Who Had Good Grades Without Reading the Books
‘I don’t know what he just said, but I like him’
Apr 24, 2019 2:13 AM
Conan: Bernie Sanders’ Constituency Is Made up of Millenials and Bill Cosby
Conan: Bernie Sanders’ Constituency Is Made up of Millenials and Bill Cosby
‘You forgot about him, didn’t you?’
Apr 24, 2019 1:14 AM
Noah: Trump Was Corrupt Enough To Want to Abuse His Power But Lazy Enough to Follow Through
Noah: Trump Was Corrupt Enough To Want to Abuse His Power But Lazy Enough to Follow Through
‘Trump was constantly telling his aides to do obstruction-y things and they just ignored him’
Apr 23, 2019 12:43 AM
Colbert Reminds Trump He Doesn’t Work for Fox News: ‘They Work for You’
Colbert Reminds Trump He Doesn’t Work for Fox News: ‘They Work for You’
‘Mr. President on the behalf of the American people let me remind you — ‘
Apr 18, 2019 12:06 AM
Conan Mocks Mike Pence: He Was Pete Buttigieg’s Heckler
Conan Mocks Mike Pence: He Was Pete Buttigieg’s Heckler
‘Buttigieg handled it like a pro — ‘
Apr 18, 2019 12:42 AM
Stephen Colbert Mocks Fox News for Being ‘Dominated’ By Bernie: ‘Just Remember the Safe Word’
Stephen Colbert Mocks Fox News for Being ‘Dominated’ By Bernie: ‘Just Remember the Safe Word’
‘Just remember the safe word: ‘White fish salad’
Apr 17, 2019 1:53 AM
Noah on Barr Color Coding Redactions in Mueller Report: Yellow Stands For Pee Tape
Noah on Barr Color Coding Redactions in Mueller Report: Yellow Stands For Pee Tape
‘ — which some people are hoping will be in the report’
Apr 10, 2019 1:09 AM
Trevor Noah: Thanks to Smollett, Now People Will Treat All Hate Crimes as Suspicious
Trevor Noah: Thanks to Smollett, Now People Will Treat All Hate Crimes as Suspicious
‘Just keeping an open mind’
Apr 10, 2019 12:38 AM
Noah: How Could Trump Think Nielsen, ‘The Kids in Cages Woman,’ Was Too Soft?
Noah: How Could Trump Think Nielsen, ‘The Kids in Cages Woman,’ Was Too Soft?
‘Nielsen is leaving the White House with her reputation in tatters’
Apr 9, 2019 12:34 AM