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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Bernie Sanders on Releasing His Tax Returns: I’m Delighted to Do That, Hey Mr. Trump, You Do the Same Thing
Bernie Sanders on Releasing His Tax Returns: I’m Delighted to Do That, Hey Mr. Trump, You Do the Same Thing
‘So are we going to see tax returns?’
Apr 5, 2019 12:43 AM
Noah: If Immigrants Learned to Speak English By Listening to Trump, They’d Fail Their Citizenship Tests
Noah: If Immigrants Learned to Speak English By Listening to Trump, They’d Fail Their Citizenship Tests
‘Oh, come on, don’t be a covfefe’
Apr 5, 2019 12:27 AM
Colbert on Efforts to Block Release of Mueller Report: Why Would a Member of Congress Demand that Congress Know Less?
Colbert on Efforts to Block Release of Mueller Report: Why Would a Member of Congress Demand that Congress Know Less?
‘If you tell us stuff, we might know stuff’
Apr 4, 2019 3:18 AM
Noah Mocks Trump for Thinking of No TV as the Worst Thing that Could Happen Without Electricity
Noah Mocks Trump for Thinking of No TV as the Worst Thing that Could Happen Without Electricity
‘And also, does Trump not know what a battery is’
Apr 4, 2019 1:06 AM
Colbert Mocks Trump’s Imaginary Health Care: I Promise, You and All Your Next of Kin Will Love It
Colbert Mocks Trump’s Imaginary Health Care: I Promise, You and All Your Next of Kin Will Love It
‘Tell your diabetes to sit tight’
Apr 3, 2019 1:46 AM
Noah Praises W.H. Security Clearance Whistleblower: She’s ‘Gangsta’
Noah Praises W.H. Security Clearance Whistleblower: She’s ‘Gangsta’
‘She still showed up to work today’
Apr 3, 2019 12:46 AM
Noah: What’s Wrong with Our Vice-Presidents? One Is Sniffing Women’s Hair and Other Needs a Chaperone To Be Near One
Noah: What’s Wrong with Our Vice-Presidents? One Is Sniffing Women’s Hair and Other Needs a Chaperone To Be Near One
‘Isn’t there a middle ground?’
Apr 2, 2019 1:51 AM
Colbert on Biden Sniffing Women’s Hair: Only People Who Do That Are ‘Dead Husbands Teaching You Pottery’
Colbert on Biden Sniffing Women’s Hair: Only People Who Do That Are ‘Dead Husbands Teaching You Pottery’
‘But I can see why someone might find that inappropriate’
Apr 2, 2019 1:20 AM
Noah on Smollett’s Attackers Potentially Wearing Whiteface: That’s Not How White People Look
Noah on Smollett’s Attackers Potentially Wearing Whiteface: That’s Not How White People Look
‘Who gets confused with this?’
Mar 29, 2019 1:13 AM
Noah: Only Trump Can Brag About Being the Party of Health Care While Killing It
Noah: Only Trump Can Brag About Being the Party of Health Care While Killing It
‘We’re giving everyone measles, because if everyone has measles, no one has measles’
Mar 28, 2019 12:32 AM
Noah on Jussie Smollet’s Dropped Charges: ‘Hilarious’ To See Chicago Cops on the Other Side of a Case Gone Wrong
Noah on Jussie Smollet’s Dropped Charges: ‘Hilarious’ To See Chicago Cops on the Other Side of a Case Gone Wrong
‘The weirdest news story in America’
Mar 27, 2019 12:56 AM
Stephen Colbert to Trump: ‘I’m Sorry That You’re a Terrible President’
Stephen Colbert to Trump: ‘I’m Sorry That You’re a Terrible President’
‘Then what the hell is wrong with him?’
Mar 26, 2019 1:11 AM
Noah: Now Dems Can Move on from Collusion and Spend More Time on Issues that People Really Care About
Noah: Now Dems Can Move on from Collusion and Spend More Time on Issues that People Really Care About
‘It’s a win for America because you know that your president isn’t a traitor’
Mar 26, 2019 12:57 AM
Kimmel: Let’s See If Trump Has ‘Narcissistic Personality Disorder’
Kimmel: Let’s See If Trump Has ‘Narcissistic Personality Disorder’
‘Number one, has a grandiose sense of self-importance’
Mar 22, 2019 1:26 AM
Noah: Fox News Dismisses Slavery as History Then Gets Angered When a Confederate Statue Is Taken Down
Noah: Fox News Dismisses Slavery as History Then Gets Angered When a Confederate Statue Is Taken Down
‘Even though it may seem like ten generations, slavery wasn’t that long ago’
Mar 22, 2019 12:36 AM
Meyers on Devin Nunes’ Lawsuit: It’s Like Someone Drew a D*ck in His Forehead and He Instagrammed It
Meyers on Devin Nunes’ Lawsuit: It’s Like Someone Drew a D*ck in His Forehead and He Instagrammed It
‘Before you filed this lawsuit, no one had ever seen that’
Mar 21, 2019 2:59 AM
Colbert to Tucker Carlson: Please Don’t Reproduce
Colbert to Tucker Carlson: Please Don’t Reproduce
‘Is it okay to still have children? Well, I don’t know’
Mar 21, 2019 12:52 AM
Noah to Devin Nunes: Your Lawsuit Just Added Thousands of Followers to Twitter Accounts that Troll You
Noah to Devin Nunes: Your Lawsuit Just Added Thousands of Followers to Twitter Accounts that Troll You
‘A lawsuit is definitely not the way to handle this’
Mar 20, 2019 12:38 AM
Noah Debunks Trump Saying Comedians Collude with Dems: They’re the Only People Less Funny than the Russians
Noah Debunks Trump Saying Comedians Collude with Dems: They’re the Only People Less Funny than the Russians
‘You think comedy shows are getting material from these guys?’
Mar 19, 2019 1:11 AM
Kimmel: Nat’l Emergency Vote Is Trump’s Most Embarrassing Beating Since Stormy Got Him with a Magazine
Kimmel: Nat’l Emergency Vote Is Trump’s Most Embarrassing Beating Since Stormy Got Him with a Magazine
‘So this is what the president should be worried about’
Mar 15, 2019 3:11 AM