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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Colbert Mocks Beto: As President, He’ll Make Sure We All Could Get Tinder Dates
Colbert Mocks Beto: As President, He’ll Make Sure We All Could Get Tinder Dates
‘I want to make sure every American has the ability to swipe right for a late night hookup’
Mar 15, 2019 12:44 AM
Noah: None of These Parents Involved in the College Admission Scam Will Go To Jail
Noah: None of These Parents Involved in the College Admission Scam Will Go To Jail
‘I’m being serious, at worst they will probably get community service like they will have to pick up trash in Beverly hills’
Mar 13, 2019 11:29 PM
Kimmel: Don Jr. Is Tweeting About College Admissions Scam Even Though His Grades Didn’t Get Him into College
Kimmel: Don Jr. Is Tweeting About College Admissions Scam Even Though His Grades Didn’t Get Him into College
‘ — as if he got into college on his grades’
Mar 13, 2019 2:05 AM
Colbert: Trump Is Protecting Medicare from the ‘Greedy Old People’
Colbert: Trump Is Protecting Medicare from the ‘Greedy Old People’
‘Stay behind me, Medicare — I’ll fight them off’
Mar 13, 2019 1:38 AM
Noah on 2020 Race: What Is Bill de Blasio Doing in a South Carolina Black Church?
Noah on 2020 Race: What Is Bill de Blasio Doing in a South Carolina Black Church?
‘If this was a slow news day, we could have more fun trying to figure out why the mayor of New York City is in a South Carolina church to begin with’
Mar 12, 2019 11:38 PM
Noah: A Rich Guy Can’t Get Jerked-Off Without It Somehow Leading to a Trump Campaign Violation
Noah: A Rich Guy Can’t Get Jerked-Off Without It Somehow Leading to a Trump Campaign Violation
‘I’m serious, like you could probably link Donald Trump to Kevin Bacon just through scandals’
Mar 12, 2019 1:36 AM
Stephen Colbert Tears into Tucker Carlson: ‘Let’s Be Honest, You’re Awful on So Many Levels’
Stephen Colbert Tears into Tucker Carlson: ‘Let’s Be Honest, You’re Awful on So Many Levels’
‘Predictably, the president of the Warren Jeffs fan club has refused to apologize’
Mar 12, 2019 12:34 AM
Colbert: Fox News Is a 24-Hour News Channel That Could Only Brag About Three Journalists
Colbert: Fox News Is a 24-Hour News Channel That Could Only Brag About Three Journalists
‘That is like a menu at a diner saying hundreds of choices, several edible’
Mar 8, 2019 1:15 AM
Colbert Mocks Voters for Sticking with Trump: ‘He Stole My Wallet … I Want to Vote for Him!’
Colbert Mocks Voters for Sticking with Trump: ‘He Stole My Wallet … I Want to Vote for Him!’
‘And the majority of Americans think he is guilty of something’
Mar 7, 2019 1:42 AM
Colbert Compares Trump’s Negotiating Skills with North Korea to Trojans Receiving a Wooden Horse
Colbert Compares Trump’s Negotiating Skills with North Korea to Trojans Receiving a Wooden Horse
‘The summit was a dud’
Mar 7, 2019 1:38 AM
Kit Harington on Game of Thrones Screwing the Political Landscape: Certain People Try to Emulate King Joffrey
Kit Harington on Game of Thrones Screwing the Political Landscape: Certain People Try to Emulate King Joffrey
‘By making the Lannisters an acceptable form of ruling family?’
Mar 6, 2019 2:44 AM
Colbert to Trump: You Don’t Have White Hair Because You Don’t Have Human Hair
Colbert to Trump: You Don’t Have White Hair Because You Don’t Have Human Hair
‘What are you talking about?’
Mar 5, 2019 2:22 AM
Noah Mocks Trump’s Only Black Friend: I Wonder How Many Times She’s Had to Bail Trump Out
Noah Mocks Trump’s Only Black Friend: I Wonder How Many Times She’s Had to Bail Trump Out
‘Quick, Lynn, I need you to come down to the golf club’
Feb 28, 2019 12:56 AM
Noah on Returning ISIS Brides: You Can’t Just Join ISIS and Come Back Like Nothing Happened
Noah on Returning ISIS Brides: You Can’t Just Join ISIS and Come Back Like Nothing Happened
‘I’ll be honest, the case these women are making for forgiveness isn’t exactly tugging at my heart strings’
Feb 27, 2019 1:01 AM
Noah on People Brushing Aside Sex Crimes: This Act Has Become ‘Presidential’
Noah on People Brushing Aside Sex Crimes: This Act Has Become ‘Presidential’
‘That seems a long time ago’
Feb 26, 2019 1:00 AM
Noah Mocks Trump: Spike Lee’s Film Should’ve Been Called ‘Black-Very-Fine-People-on-Both-Sides’
Noah Mocks Trump: Spike Lee’s Film Should’ve Been Called ‘Black-Very-Fine-People-on-Both-Sides’
‘That’s right, President Trump called Spike Lee, racist’
Feb 26, 2019 12:47 AM
Noah: It’s ‘Progress’ To Hate Jussie Smollett Because He’s an Assh*le Instead of Being Black or Gay
Noah: It’s ‘Progress’ To Hate Jussie Smollett Because He’s an Assh*le Instead of Being Black or Gay
‘But there is a silver lining — ‘
Feb 22, 2019 1:27 AM
Meyers Defends Green New Deal: ‘No One Is Outlawing Cows’
Meyers Defends Green New Deal: ‘No One Is Outlawing Cows’
‘You know what we call that? Fake moos’
Feb 21, 2019 3:30 AM
Noah on Opioid Crisis: The Sackler Family Should Be as Notorious as Pablo Escobar
Noah on Opioid Crisis: The Sackler Family Should Be as Notorious as Pablo Escobar
‘They have also gotten so many Americans hooked on drugs’
Feb 21, 2019 1:16 AM
Noah on ‘Scandals’ Hurled at Dem Nominees: I Feel So Bad for People Who Take Fox News Seriously
Noah on ‘Scandals’ Hurled at Dem Nominees: I Feel So Bad for People Who Take Fox News Seriously
‘Bernie Sanders, welcome to the race and get ready because you will probably be caught up in some dumb scandal in no time’
Feb 20, 2019 1:12 AM