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RUFFIN: “And yesterday I read that the Justice Department is investigating affirmative action in college admissions and I was, like, 'Good, we need more affirmative action.' But then I found out that the Trump Administration is going to use resources allocated for civil rights to investigate colleges for discriminating against white people. Then I said what so fast it broke the sound barrier. It was like this. 'What?!' That worked well. But hey, I’m all for white people getting an education. Then there won’t be so many people voting for Trump."