EXCERPT:
MIDLER: “♪ It must have been cold here ♪
♪ At The Late Show ♪
♪ Despite the high ratings ♪
♪ And awards ♪
♪ You need a gig that’s ♪
♪ More worthwhile ♪
♪ Now that you’re ♪
♪ More in demand ♪
♪ Than Epstein’s file ♪
(Cheering and Applause)
♪ Did you ever know ♪
♪ That you’re my Frodo ♪
♪ You stand for what’s right ♪
♪ With wit and class ♪
♪ ♪
Thank you.
♪ And I hold you high as ♪
♪ The great eagles ♪
♪ ’cause you never kissed ♪
♪ The orange ass ♪
(Cheering and Applause)
♪ ♪
♪ You... ♪
♪ You never kissed ♪
♪ The orange ass ♪
♪ Never kissed the orange ass ♪
♪ Oh, you, you, you ♪
♪ You never ♪
AUDIENCE: ♪ Kissed the orange ass ♪ "