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BIDEN: "I got a call one night, a woman said to me — obviously not of the same persuasion as I was politically — called me and said 'there’s a dead dog on my lawn.' And I said yes, ma’am, I said, have you called the county? She said 'yes, they’re not here.' And I said 'well, I'll get him in the morning.' She said 'I want it removed now. I pay your salary.'
(Laughter)
So I went over.
(Laughter)
I picked it up. She said 'I want it out of my front yard,' I put it on her doorstep."