EXCERPT:
CHARLAMAGNE THA GOD: “But, listen, before we dive back into bed with a celebrity candidate, we gotta be honest about how effective they would really be. Just because you know how to run a company, it doesn’t mean you know how to run country. Just because you can play a politician, it doesn’t mean you know how to legislate. Just because you can stop bullets with your hand — that might be helpful, actually because — no, it would’ve helped Kennedy.
(Audience gasps)
I’m not saying celebrities can’t become politicians, but maybe we don’t let them start at president because you can’t squeeze years of political experience into a training montage. And besides, if celebrities want to run the country, they already have a place for that in our society, and that place is the Illuminati."