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COLBERT: "But Trump could really use a win right now because things have not been going his way by any measure. The latest is the Alabama G.O.P. Senate primary. President, fight the establishment-backed senator and shaved Hodor, Luther Strange. Trump tweeted his support for strange. He did robocalls, held a rally for him. He went all in! Well, remember how Trump predicted we'd get tired of winning? Well, I think he's already there because he lost, badly. A spanking, really. And to make it sting all the more, they lost to Steve Bannon's candidate, former judge and "Westworld" robot no one wants to have sex with, Roy Moore."