COLBERT: "All week long, all week long President Trump has tried desperately to convince us that he is a stable, steady leader. He took questions, opened up a meeting to the press, met with foreign dignitaries, it was a nice act. But like many men his age he can only keep it up for so long. Today, today, today he returned to the same unstable, reactionary president we’ve all come to know and— know. This afternoon he was meeting with lawmakers to discuss immigration policy. Several of these lawmakers suggested lifting restrictions for immigrants from Haiti, El Salvador and various African country, Trump reportedly said why are we having all these people from [bleep]hole countries come here. Sir, they’re not [bleep]hole countries, for one, Donald Trump isn’t their president. Am I right? I don’t know. But the president didn’t just complain, he offered an all an alternative. He thinks the United States should instead bring more people from countries like Norway. You know what I’m saying? Norwegian people? You catch my drift, people with blond hair who need a lot of sunscreen. You get what I am saying? I’m saying I’m a racist? Are you getting that part? Is this on?"