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Colbert on Biden’s UK Trip: RSVP and Let Us Know if You’re Having Chicken, Fish, or the ‘Lingering Ravages of Colonialism’

‘Aww, they’re renewing their vows!’


COLBERT: “It could have been awkward, considering that, during the election, Biden called Johnson a “Physical and emotional clone” of our last president. OK, That’s not fair. He’s really more of a vestigial twin. But the leaders got past it and announced what is being billed as a renewal of the Atlantic charter. Aww, they’re renewing their vows! It’s going to be a small ceremony on the beaches of Normandy, only our closest allies, please R.S.V.P. soon, and let us know whether you want chicken, fish, or the lingering ravages of colonialism.”

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