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COLBERT: “Evie, my darling wife, said, 'We should go get the booster. Oh, I definitely want to get the booster.' But I haven’t had a day off since we came back in. We've been making up for lost time because we were off for five months. And last weekend I was out in Los Angeles interviewing a big, big star, who’s going to be on the show in November, this star does not do talk shows. He’s a legend, like truly. Like, name the legend of all legends. This is one of them. I was out in L.A. and I got Covid from traveling out there. Evie got the shot. She was with me the whole time, we did everything together — fear not, we smooched plenty — and she got the booster and did not get Covid. I did not get the booster and I got Covid. So, another round for you, science.
(Laughter and Applause)
Hope you’re happy. I am so mad at science. I am so mad at science right now."