COLBERT: “Today is a solemn day. It’s the anniversary of D-Day, when we beat the Nazis, once and for all, until very recently. Pretty good run, you have to say, 75 years. President Trump was in Normandy to commemorate the occasion. He gave a speech that was by all accounts— and I hope I’m saying this right— presidential? Haven’t seen that word in a while. That came to a screeching halt once he wasn’t reading someone else’s words.”