EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “According to the latest data from the Department of Agriculture, the average cost of a frozen turkey is $1.25 pound. Okay, so if Jason Chafetz spent -- if he's spent $90, if he's been $90 at $1.25 a pound that means he must have gotten 72 pound turkey. Jason, Jason, that wasn't a turkey you put in the oven. For the love of God, for the love of God, where's your niece?” (Cheering and Applause)