COLBERT: "By now, I'm sure you've all heard the news — the Trump Administration is going great. We're getting tired of winning. I'll tell you who really got tired of winning — former National Security Adviser and man who doesn't see what's so damn funny, Michael Flynn. Because he resigned last night. Not because of a scandal. He just wanted to spend more time with his Russian contacts. But Flynn leaves behind a distinguished legacy of the shortest tenure in history with only 24 days as National Security Adviser."