COLBERT: "11— 11:41. I’m going to call 11:41. And this time, it isn’t North Korea with an erratic, trigger-happy leader. According to one Russian official, 'Trump is more impulsive and unpredictable than Kim Jong-un.' Well, then, Russia, you should have thought of that before you elected him. (Gives the middle finger) Our president — What? What! What! I just put the — I forgot to put the — I’m sure CBS won’t mind."