RUSH EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “The former president and his minions have tried to play the victim card, saying, why, he’s just a simple country club owner, and that this whole investigation is a nothing-burger. But it’s beginning to look like the investigation is a something-royale with cheese. Now, I’m not going to get my hopes up. I’ve been hurt too many times. I still have to get a dermatologist to remove my Robert Mueller tramp stamp. ( laughter ) It’s going to sting! It’s going to sting!”