RUSH EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “Get that? Pence has seen all the evidence. But you won’t ever see it, because it goes to another school, in Canada. And it is super hot. And he totally got to third base with it, which for Mike Pence, is “Share froyo.” I say, before we give the president the authority to attack another Middle Eastern country, we must demand better lies. We deserve them! This is America, home of the Whopper. Our taxes, your taxes, my taxes, our taxes pay for all these lies! Put some effort into it! Dazzle and deceive us! Sell it with some sizzle! Scare the ( bleep ) Out of us!”