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Colbert Mocks Jeff Bezos’ Vision of Space Colonies: This Is Some Prime Spoiled Billionaire Talk

‘I want a shiny new planet’

RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “Recently, Bezos was at a conference on the future of space exploration, and he predicted that all polluting industries will move to space one day, and that we’ll all live on space colonies. Wow, that is some real prime spoiled billionaire talk. “Mummy, I don’t want to live on earth anymore. It’s dirty, and it’s full of pathetic little millionaires. I want a shiny new planet, and a bigger than the one Elon has! I hate him! I hate him! I hate him! I hate him!" "I want a new wife! Give me two wives." Bezos’ plan to clean up the earth is sort of like your mom’s plan to clean the living room: after its done, no one is allowed in there, except company.”

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