RUSH EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “Okay. Okay, okay, nobody tell her. She doesn’t know. Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. Matter of fact, he’s on our balcony right now. [Cheering] Even so, even so congresswoman, should you use a very real character to make government policy? “we can’t make it illegal to sell human body parts. What’s gonna happen to the tooth fairy? She’s built a successful small business by exchanging coins for baby teeth that she then re-sells on the dark web to the maraca industry.””