RUSH EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “Last week, we got the desperate-est of all excuse from “The Wall Street Journal” editorial board. If you’re not familiar with the journal’s editorial board, imagine a retirement home inside a country club inside a gated community in the afterlife, full of ghosts who are scared of immigrants. Now— that they will unionize. The editorial board responded to mounting evidence that Trump wanted a quid-pro-quo arrangement with Ukraine. Clearly! But they rolled out a novel argument for why he shouldn’t be impeached: “It may turn out that while Mr. Trump wanted a quid-pro-quo policy ultimatum toward Ukraine, he was too inept to execute it.” … Stephen: Yeah, those were his people. Those were his people, Jon. These guys are on Trump’s side.”