RUSH EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “The Chinese— I could go for— I could go for a little— this time of night, I could go for a little something. The Chinese have also conducted live fire drills in the south China sea and scrambled jets as her plane landed in taiwan. All of this for an 82-year-old woman with bones made of peanut brittle. Tensions are so bad the defense department has upgraded its readiness to “defcon mee-maw.””
( laughter )
GRANDMA [clip]: “You should call more. You should call more. You should call more.”