COLBERT: You’re right. I wouldn’t believe. The only things you stay out of are books, salad bar lines, and shoes that have to be laced up. In response to Trump’s carriage of misjustice, all four of Roger Stone’s prosecutors have resigned. That’s right, they all walked. It must not have been easy for them to find the exit, since Bill Barr has relocated the D.O.J. Up Trump’s ass.”