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COLBERT: “Now, as fascinating as today was, it also gives me this uneasy feeling. Because no matter how you feel about the ex-president, and I’m on the record as to how I feel about him — now streaming on "Paramount+" "A Mountain of “[bleep] that Guy.”" The man who was arrested today is likely to be the Republican nominee for president, even if he has to accept the nomination on the phone through plexiglass. So all of this was weird and totally unprecedented, yet it still feels like the right thing to do. The same way it would be weird and unprecedented to shoot a tranq dart inside the Supreme Court, but it would be the right thing to do if the Senate confirmed "Chief Justice Cocaine Bear."”