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Colbert: Trump’s Going to Save Floundering U.S. Markets By Using Every Trick in the Book He’s Never Read

‘Getting a shady loan from Russia’

RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “That’s a preview. If things do go south, Trump knows who to blame, tweeting “The fake news media is doing everything they can to crash the economy because they think that will be bad for me and my reelection.” Yes. This is all a plot by those masters of economic strategy: Newspapers! They want a recession, so more people buy the Sunday edition to use as a blanket. Trump’s got about 15 months to keep the economy from collapsing before the election, so you can expect him to use every trick in the book he’s never read. He’ll try every financial maneuvers -- he knows: Getting a shady loan from Russia ... "

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