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COLBERT: "Now, this is true, Fairooz could face up to a year in prison, okay? That is harsh. She could end up joining a gang, or worse, an improv troupe. We now live in a world where laughing at Jeff Sessions is a federal offense. So for your own — your own safety, please do not laugh at how much Jeff Sessions looked like my writer Mike’s brand new baby. You’re all going to jail. You’re all going to jail.”