GRIER: "I'm David Alan Grier. Won't you join me and Attorney General Jeff Sessions in helping to undo years of unjust discrimination against white people? Let's look at the facts. It all started in the 1700s, when black people took all the seats in the slave ships for themselves, leaving room only for a few white people up top. Then, we black people have continued our discriminatory ways. We forced white people into all-white neighborhoods and brutally Caucasian public schools. Our police are so focused on serving us, they barely even pay attention to white people. And whites are discriminated against in major sectors of our economy, from the NBA to hip-hop to even Tyler Perry movies. It's so bad that white people had no choice but to create their own all-white government, and they can't get a damn thing done. It's time for a change. It's time to give white people a chance. Call Washington. Denzel Washington. Tell him it's time to end the discrimination that has kept our white brothers and sisters down for so long. Let's make it right. Let's make it white."