FALLON: “Well, here’s what people are all talking about. This weekend was the big march for science, the big march. And there was a lot of animal rights activists protesting Trump’s policies on endangered species. Trump was like, 'I love endangered species. That’s why I refuse to drink the new unicorn Frappuccino at Starbucks. I would not order that at all. All right, I had two, but after that, I’m full. No more.' Actually, environmental activists say that Trump’s border wall would disrupt the migration of hundreds of species. Animals were like, 'No problem. We’ll just tunnel under it like everyone else. No worries.'”