RUSH EXCERPT:
HANDLER: “I would like to go on the record and say that I am sexually attracted to Mitt Romney. It’s not the first time and it won’t be the last time. I don’t even care that he’s a Republican or a Mormon. In fact, since he’s a Mormon, he’ll be open to another wife, and if not, he’s a Republican, so he’ll be open to an affair. Problem solved. Yeah, what romney said doesn’t sound too harsh but remember, it is Mitt Romney. “you ought to be embarrassed, son” is the Mormon equivalent of “suck my [bleep] dick, you pussy ass bitch.””