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Kat Timpf Rant: AOC’s Green New Deal Will Inevitably Lead to Eating Your Plague-Afflicted Grandparents

‘AOC has completely lost her marbles’

TIMPF: “I think AOC has completely lost her marbles. I think she is living in banana-land. Earlier this week she called herself 'The Boss' for coming up with the Green New Deal. How are you the boss for coming up with a plan that doesn’t work? Like, are you sure that the Green New Deal isn’t what you are putting in your pipe and smoking every day? I don’t understand. I can come up with plenty of plans that don’t work. How about we fly around on unicorns instead of airplanes? How about instead of gas we use fairy dust we get from Tinker Bell? How about we get Harry Potter to come over and wizard away emissions from the cow farts she's so concerned about? See, I just came up with three plans that don't work. Does that make me the triple boss? — (Applause) — Does she want us to just completely do away with all the modern technology? I don’t want to live like Laura Ingalls Wilder, Greg. I don't want to do my laundry in the basement. I don’t want to only eat lettuce and carrots like some kind of (bleep) bunny. I don't want to relive the Donner Party in the modern day because I have to  take a horse and buggy to see my grandparents instead of a plane. I don't want to eat people, Greg, and I don't want people to eat me. AOC, do you want people to eat you? No! Then stop proposing (bleep).”

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