EXCERPT:
BIDEN: “Call her. This is Joe Biden, President Biden. Your husband said that in fact you wanted to give me a hug and he should do it. I’d much rather get the hug from you. This is a pretty cool place. Whatever those guys want is on me, okay?”
UNKNOWN: “Oh yeah, you got it.”
BIDEN: “My grandfather used to say, if you toast and you don’t have an alcoholic beverage, you have to use your left hand. I have two brothers. The argument is which one’s the heaviest one to carry?”
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