EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: “Something tells me that over the weekend, Trump’s going to start talking about how strong Vladimir Putin is, then suddenly a dump truck full of rubles will pull up and cover this for him. (Laughter) Of course, the real loser here is Melania. She may end up with half of the nothing he owns now. (Laughter) I hope she got an advance on that prenup, because if you think she hates him now, wait until he’s poor."