Kimmel Makes a USCG Shutdown Video: ‘Can We Please Get Back in Our F**ing Boats, Now?’

‘Driving our Ubers, babysitting, walking dogs, delivering Postmates, and selling pot — ‘

Jan 11, 2019 1:30 PM

By Grabien Staff

“At the U.S. Coast Guard, we’re working hard, protecting our ports, defending our borders, driving our Ubers, babysitting, walking dogs, delivering Postmates, and selling pot … The Coast Guard. Can we please get back in our [bleep]ing boats now?”

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