KIMMEL: “I never realized Rand Paul was such a curly little dwarf. He’s, remember the I don’t know about you, remember the Rand Paul who campaigned on a platform about individual rights to privacy, who staunchly opposed things like wiretapping? He’s dead. And the new Rand Paul is a vindictive, spiteful little Elf who moved out of the tree where he makes cookies to take up permanent residence in the president’s ass.“