RUSH EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: “The way with the president comes up with all new ways to surprise us. One of the many methods Donald Trump employs to avoid paying his taxes is owning goats. For real. He has eight goats at his golf club in New Jersey which allows him to take a farmland assessment break. He gets to knock $90,000 off his taxes because of the goats. He’s a farmer, and nobody knows more about farming than Donald Trump. Only Donald Trump could figure out a way to cheat on his taxes and cheat at golf at the same time.”