EXCERPT:
[clip starts]
TRUMP: “I say, you’re fired.”
BIG BIRD: “What?”
TRUMP: “You’re a quitter. And Star Jones kicked your ass whether you like it or not.”
BIG BIRD: “I guess we have to find a new place to live.”
TRUMP: “That’s too bad, but that’s the way it goes.”
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KIMMEL: “Big Bird never had a shot against La Toya Jackson. Before he gets to criticize it, I think we should make the President watch it a couple of times. That show teaches so many things he needs to know: which thing is bigger than the other, how to spell, the importance of telling the truth, and sharing, listening to others, Maybe throw in some school house rock and he can find out how government works. Let’s get on it.”