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KIMMEL: "By May? He’s not still going to be president by May. We need to get that -- this needs to happen by Wednesday. Imagine Kim Jong-un meeting Donald Trump -- the two worst haircuts in the world together wonder if they will invite Dennis Rodman, he is a mutual friend. You know those two will hit it off. President Trump will be saying Kim Jong-un very nice guy. They like golf a lot. Like him a lot. Maybe Kim could be in the next Celebrity Apprentice. It’s never dull."