EXCERPT:
LEGUIZAMO: “That’s right! [Cheers and applause] Yeah, yeah! That’s right! That’s right! That’s right, Lady Justice grabbed Trump by the pussy. [Cheers and applause] And you know, I take a firm stance against mass incarceration, okay? But for this, I am willing to make an exception. I just hope they take it easy on him and put him at least in a cell with his lawyer. But hey, let this be a lesson to all you kids out there, okay? If you commit fraud to cover up an affair with a porn star, the law will catch up to you after, like, seven years. And a full term as president.”