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MEYERS: "He holds it like he's never held a Bible before in his life. He probably doesn't know how to read it either. Based on his grasp of Christianity, he probably reads it upside down and backwards. 'Lot's wife was a pillar of salt, but then she looked back at Sodom, cured, just like that.' Clergy at the church denounced Trump's actions toward protesters and his use of a church for a photo op. And in case you think maybe the people around Trump will just ignore his lawless authoritarianism, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, a four-star general, was patrolling the streets of D.C. last night, the Defense Secretary told governors responding to protests that they, quote, 'Need to dominate the battlespace.' A U.S. senator was calling on the President to send in lethal military units to subdue protesters. And military helicopters also performed a show of force maneuver that is often used in combat zones to scare away insurgents. They're treating protesters like insurgents. Honestly, how long until Trump coasts down Pennsylvania Avenue on top of a tank in a mouse suit and a bunch of Gadhafi scarves?"