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NOAH: “But apparently, not every New Yorker has the holiday spirit because last night someone set fire to the 50-foot Christmas tree outside the Fox News studios. And it is not clear how this happened. It could be an accident. It it could be arson. It could be 'Santifa.' It’s not clear. And unfortunately, we can’t ask the tree because like all Fox employees, they all had to sign an NDA. But for the network that invented the war on Christmas, this turned out to be the best gift that they could have asked for.”