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NOAH: "If I could cover my face with my hands, I would . Because this is the most embarrassing thing ever. The FDA Commissioner openly called the President out for making this sh*t up. That’s so embarrassing. He said it, then the guy’s like, 'No, that’s not the truth .' This would be like your mother commenting under your Facebook post, like, 'Just to be clear, Jeremy is not drowning in pus*y. He’s currently in the basement playing Fortnite.' 'Mom!' Now, thankfully, Trump isn’t the only person who can do something during this crisis.”