RUSH EXCERPT:
NOAH: “Really, Facebook? You’re banning egg plant and peach emojis? You realize it will be hard to explain how grandma’s why her eggplant and and peach salad post got deleted. So, grandma, Facebook thinks you’re a hoa. She’s, like, you do one gangbang and it follows you — what? There’s apparently nothing Facebook can do if Russians post fake political ads or Nazis send death threats but now they’re coming after horny people — we’ve got a cold water squirt here, fellas! It’s hard to explain to someone from the 19th century how dating has changed. In my day, we would put a son et into a love letter. Really? We just text vegetables that look like our ding dongs.”